Thank you, tiny potato
200 NOTES ON THIS HOW MANY INSPIRATIONAL POTATOES DO YOU NEED
a kid from my school sent me a pic an elaborate painting of atticus finch shirtless smoking a blunt while a colt 45 is being poured on him along with a text that read “hot dad 2: dad harder” and this is the closest thing to a sext I have ever received
You neglected to mention the Tupac and Biggie cherubs how dare you.
Can you imagine how scared companies must be of Rooster Teeth
What? They have loyal people who’ll follow them to the ends of the earth?
They’re can make internet content, Clothing, Phone Cases, Movies, Music, Books AND Video Games???
Like this one company in Austin, Texas could justifiably come up with a way to rule the world but at the same time they’re just like
yea sex is pretty good but have u ever taken a nap with someone
"I want to rip off your logic and make passionate sense to you. I want to ride in the swing of your hips. My fingers will dig in you like quotation marks, blazing your limbs into parts of speech."
it’s all in the joints
"Girl crush" is literally the female version of no homo
My girl crushes are 100% homo
My dad just yelled “I SWEAR I’LL CUT OFF WHAT’S LEFT OF YOUR DICK IF YOU FUCKING TOUCH MY COKE DON’T YOU DARE” and I came in the room like what the fuck and it was my dad holding up a shoe and my cat sitting by a glass of coca-cola with his paw almost touching inside of it and both of them didn’t even break eye contact with each other
hey friend. one day ur gonna be happy. one day ur gonna be sitting w someone u love in ur favourite place in the world and ur gonna think “wow. life is p great” and everything will be okay. but u gotta make it til then okay? just hang in there. u’ll be okay.
This would be so much more meaningful if it was typed correctly, and if the grammar was accurate.
- murderer stabbing me: it's KNIFE to meet you!
- me: haha dude you're killing me
IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR MY CAT ALLL DAY AND AFrer WALKING OUT LOOKING FOR HER I SEE HER IN THE NEIGHBOURS WINDOW ALL THE WINDOWS AND DOORS ARE LOCKED AND THEY ARE ON HILIDAY HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUC K
THAT IS MY CAT AND THAT IS NOT MY HOSUE
I guess this would be a good time to become a cat burglar
"My daddy’s smarter than Einstein, stronger than Hercules, and can light a fire with a snap of his fingers! Are you as good as my daddy, mister? Not if you don’t visit the Gatherer’s Garden, you aren’t!"