Steven Moffat:I'm sick of everyone complaining about me killing people.
Fans:Good! Maybe you'll stop.
Steven Moffat:Maybe I'll just give Rory a sports car.
Fans:...what? Steven, what are yo-
Steven Moffat:And the Ponds can go back home.
Fans:STEVEN, NO. WE WERE JUST KIDDING, KILL THEM AS MANY TIMES AS YOU WANT.
Steven Moffat:And The Doctor will call her Amy Williams.
Fans:FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STEVEN NO. WE'RE SORRY.
Steven Moffat:And Rory will bring out three wine glasses, but The Doctor will be gone.
Fans:*dies*